russell stover. I love you.

hi.

I swear I think I could an entire bag of butter mints in an hour. Seriously.

After tough consideration, good conversation, and dinner with some friends, I cracked. I have ranked another Mexican Restaurant. I now have a #2. Now for you foodies out there, I'll be upfront: The food is OK. Not great. OK. So why so high on my chart? I guess I'll spill the secret. Not because I'm unselfish. I'm not. Trust me. The real reason I'm giving this up is because not a single soul reads this. And I am OK with that. But enough suspense....here's the answer!
It's because they have a HUGE bowl of individually wrapped butter mints just waiting for me (yes, me. not you.) at the counter while I pay for my cheap ass food. Awww...my heaven. And here's a p.s. to my small little wonder. They let me take as many as I want. I scored the jackpot last night and filled my purse. And that jackpot has enabled me to eat 6 mints while typing this oh so long little blog. I know you are jealous. Its OK. I would be too.

real tough cookie.

Not only is "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" her most recognizable song, but it seems to be the only song I can play on Guitar Hero. And by play, I mean somehow manage to use my coordination skills long enough to not get booed off stage. Maybe my bitterness stems from the obvious fact that I do not hold any skill sets required to excel in this game. Or maybe it is caused by my inability to concentrate on actually playing a game on the wii instead of making Mii's. This is where I must point out that I am Mii Making Expert! If skill level were separated by the amount of keys you are able to use in the making of a Mii, I would be a 5 key-er. I have come to terms with the fact that I will more than likely lose every battle/ face off that I will be forced to accept and that the fans will never see that "rock star quality" in me, and that's okay. It's okay, because I know that

I am the Mii Making champ!